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Posts : 34 Points : 64408 Reputation : 11 Join date : 2010-10-13 Age : 31 Location : northen ireland
| Subject: how to anoy mcdonal's Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:49 pm | |
| 1. Ask how much a 50c cone is
2. When they tell you its 50c make a big deal out of it, at the end say " yeh ill have one of those please "
3. Order a cheese burger without cheese
4. Order a burger open it up on the counter, look at the meat and yell " MILKY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU! "
5. Order a 50c cone look at it and yell " MILKY JR NOT YOU TO! "
6. Order a 50c cone and while its on the counter just face plant into it
7. Call up macca’s and repeatdly as them if they deliver
8. Tell them your large coke tastes like pepsi.
9.Look at the person at the counter and say... " im stilln ot lovin it.. "
10. Give them the wrong money, then deny it.
11. Accuse them of spitting in your food
12. Order a big mac meal, grab your stomach and yell " LOOK WHAT YOUR DOING TO ME! "
13. Walk up to the counter and have a casual conversation with the person serving
14. When your next in line and the person says " next please " turn around to the person behind you and make a big deal jumping up and down saying " oh my god oh my god its finnaly my turn! "
15. Stare at their name tag for a long time then tell them your dad was going to name you that but your mum thought it was to ugly
16. When they say ’next please’ yell really loud ’OKAY OKAY IM COMING!’ Then go up and look at the menus on the walls for 5-10 minutes, then say ’eww, how fat.’ then pick up a straw and leave.
17. Ask them for an icecream without a cone or tub
18. Go to the counter and ask them if their working hard or hardly working
19. When they ask for your order start singing it
20. When they repeat your order to confirm it pretend you didnt order any of that and start yelling and screaming
21. Ask them if the cow in your burger is their mother
22. When they ask for the money to pay the order give them monopoly money.
23.Yell at them for putting cows and chicken in there burgers
24. Tell them their chips are to salty
25. Ask them if they sell lobster
26. When they tell you they dont, complain and ask them why they would put a cow in a burger but not a lobster
27. Ask for a coke, when they give it to you chuck it across the room.
28. When it goes every where, ask for a new one and say you dropped it.
29. Ask them if they killed the chickens and cows themselves
30. Ask them if the potatoes screamed when you cut them into the shape of a french fries
31. Look at the person serving just keep staring then yell "MARY! ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW HAVE YOU BEEN!"
32. When they ask for your order just stare at them.
33. When they ask for your order burp and leave
34. Tell them your going to sew them for making you fat
35. Start a casual conversation, and when they ask you if your gonna order say, " no, but ive had a great time we should do this again yeh? " and walk away
36. Order a pizza instead
37. Order a happy meal crack the shits and start yelling " I orderd a happy meal and im still sad! "
38. Ask them what their problem is and walk to the back of the line to re order.
39. When they go to get your food just walk away.
40. Pretend your phone is ringing then speak rudely about the person serving you then look at them and say " Oh, I gotta go I think they can hear me "
41.When the person tries to serve you make up a joke that takes 10 minutes to tell and has no punchline.
42. When your next in line, an the person says next just look around like you have no idea whats going on
43. Ask them how they thought of mcdonalds
44. Walk up to the counter, put a pair of socks down and just walk off.
45. Ask for the manager, then say what the hell are you doin here?
46. Go to the back of the line when they say next run infront of who ever is next, speak your order really fast and then take heavy breaths when your done
47. Scream at the person behind you because they shouldent be eating fatty foods.
48. Look at someone, look at their stomach, look at their face, look at their stomach again, then look them in the eye and say, " I see you come here often "
49. Order a happy meal and start playing with the toy on the counter
50. Ask the person serving you to jump into your burger
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| Subject: Re: how to anoy mcdonal's Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:23 pm | |
| nice thats freakin hilarious!!!!!! | |
| | | james__kid VIP
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| Subject: Re: how to anoy mcdonal's Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:20 am | |
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hookGetOnline
List of online user in the past x hours and group legends
RobertMidd
RobertMidd@sky.com
http://forums.planetcweb.com
hookGetOnline1.0.1
Settings: Group Legend groups to show, Group legend links, Group legend separator, Group legend show prefix/suffix, Group legend sort key, Group legend sort order, Online anonymous groups, Online list groups , Online list hours to cutoff, Online list separator character, Online list show prefix/suffix, Online list show profile links, Online list sort key, Online list sort order, Online show user popup, Show group legend";s:9:"templates";s:34:"From skin_boards: 0, hookGetOnline";}s:13:"settingGroups";a:1:{i:0;i:68;}s:8:"settings";a:16:{i:0;i:874;i:1;i:875;i:2;i:876;i:3;i:877;i:4;i:878;i:5;i:879;i:6;i:880;i:7;i:881;i:8;i:882;i:9;i:883;i:10;i:884;i:11;i:885;i:12;i:886;i:13;i:887;i:14;i:888;i:15;i:889;}s:8:"language";a:1:{s:20:"forums_public_boards";a:3:{s:0:"";s:16:"hookgroup_legend";i:1;s:18:"hookonline_members";i:2;s:14:"hookpast_hours";}}s:9:"templates";a:1:{s:11:"skin_boards";a:1:{i:0;s:13:"hookGetOnline";}}}]]>
hookGetOnline
hookgetonlineusers.php
templateHooks
hookgetonlineusers
array(),
'GROUPS' =>array(),
'MEMBERS' => 0 ,
);
public function __construct()
{
/* Make registry objects */
$this->registry = ipsRegistry::instance();
$this->DB = $this->registry->DB();
$this->settings = $this->registry->settings();
$this->memberData =& $this->registry->member()->fetchMemberData();;
}
public function getOutput()
{
if ($this->settings['hookonline_hours']){
$groups = explode( ',', $this->settings['hookonline_groups']);
if (is_array ($groups)){
$this->GetOnline($groups);
}
}
if ($this->settings['hookgroups_show']){
$this->GetGroupLegends();
}
if ( $this->data){
return $this->registry->output->getTemplate( 'boards' )->hookGetOnline($this->data);
}
}
public function GetOnline($groups)
{
if (in_array( $this->memberData['member_group_id'], $groups )){
if( !intval($this->settings['hookonline_hours'] ))
{
$this->settings['hookonline_hours'] = 24;
}
//-----------------------------------------
// Get the users from the DB
//-----------------------------------------
$hookonline_cut = $this->settings['hookonline_hours'] * 3600;
$order= $this->settings['hookonline_sort'] .' '.$this->settings['hookonline_order'];
$timenow = time() - $hookonline_cut;
$members = array();
$this->DB->build( array(
'select' => 'member_id, members_display_name, members_seo_name, last_activity, member_group_id, login_anonymous',
'from' => 'members',
'where' => "last_activity > $timenow",
'order' => "$order"
) );
$this->DB->execute();
while ( $member = $this->DB->fetch() )
{
$anon='';
if ($member['login_anonymous'] == '1&0' or $member['login_anonymous'] == '1&1'){
$groups = explode( ',', $this->settings['hookonline_anon_groups']);
if (is_array ($groups)){
if (!in_array( $this->memberData['member_group_id'], $groups )){
continue;
}
$anon ='*';
}else{
continue;
}
}
$this->data['MEMBERS']++;
$last_date = $this->registry->getClass('class_localization')->getTime( $member['last_activity'] );
if ($this->settings['hookonline_presuf']){
$member['members_display_name'] = IPSLib::makeNameFormatted( $member['members_display_name'], $member['member_group_id'] );
}
$userpop='';
if ($this->settings['hookonline_links']){
if ($this->settings['hookonline_userpop']){
$userpop=$this->registry->output->getTemplate( 'global')->user_popup($member['member_id'], $member['member_seo_name']);
}
$this->data['NAMES'][] = "buildSEOUrl( "showuser={$member['member_id']}", 'public', $member['members_seo_name'], 'showuser' ) ."' title='$last_date'>{$member['members_display_name']}$anon$userpop";
}else{
if ($this->settings['hookonline_userpop']){
$userpop=$this->registry->output->getTemplate( 'global')->user_popup($member['member_id'], $member['member_seo_name']);
}
$this->data['NAMES'][] = "".$member['members_display_name'].$anon.$userpop."";
}
}
}
}
public function GetGroupLegends(){
if ($this->settings['hookgroups_customorder']){
$custom = explode (",",$this->settings['hookgroups_customorder']);
}
$order= $this->settings['hookgroups_sort'] .' '.$this->settings['hookgroups_order'];
$where = $this->settings['hookgroups_showgroups'];
if ($this->settings['hookgroups_showgroups']){
$where = "g_id in (".$this->settings['hookgroups_showgroups'].")";
}
$this->DB->build( array(
'select' => 'g_id, g_title,prefix,suffix',
'from' => 'groups',
'where' => $where,
'order' => "$order"
) );
$this->DB->execute();
while ( $group= $this->DB->fetch() ){
$key = $group['g_id'];
if (is_array($custom)){
$key = array_search($group['g_id'],$custom);
}
$groups[$key] = $group;
}
if (is_array($custom)){
ksort($groups);
}
Foreach ($groups as $group){
if ($this->settings['hookgroups_presuf']){
$group['g_title'] = IPSLib::makeNameFormatted( $group['g_title'], $group['g_id'] );
}
if ($this->settings['hookgroups_links']){
$this->data['GROUPS'][] = "buildSEOUrl( "app=members§ion=view&module=list&filter={$group['g_id']}", 'public', $group['seo_name'], 'members' ) ." '>{$group['g_title']}";
}else{
$this->data['GROUPS'][]=$group['g_title'];
}
}
}
}]]>
1
Settings for Online Users and group legends
0
getonline
forums
Hooks
761
Group Legend Custom Sort Order
68
input
hookgroups_customorder
1
15
1
getonline
0
874
Online list hours to cutoff
Search for members online within these number of hours (set to 0 to disable)
68
input
hookonline_hours
24
1
1
Online Users
1
getonline
0
875
Show group legend
Setting this to Yes will show the group legend in the board stats
68
yes_no
hookgroups_show
1
0
10
Group Legend
1
getonline
0
876
Online list groups
Select the groups that can see the list of online members
68
multi
hookonline_groups
2,3,4,6
#show_groups#
1
8
1
getonline
0
877
Online list show profile links
This setting determines if the members name can be clicked to view their profiles
68
yes_no
hookonline_links
1
1
2
1
getonline
0
878
Online list show prefix/suffix
The setting will allow the formatting of the members name to include the prefix and suffix for their group.
68
yes_no
hookonline_presuf
1
1
4
1
getonline
0
879
Online list sort key
This allows the online list sort key to be set.
68
dropdown
hookonline_sort
last_activity
last_activity=Last Activity
members_display_name=Members Display Name
member_id=Members Id
1
6
1
getonline
0
880
Online list sort order
This allows the list to be sorted ascending or descending of the above key.
68
dropdown
hookonline_order
desc
asc=Ascending
desc=Descending
1
7
1
getonline
0
881
Group legend show prefix/suffix
The setting will allow the formatting of the group name to include the prefix and suffix for the group.
68
yes_no
hookgroups_presuf
1
1
13
1
getonline
0
882
Group legend sort key
This is allows the group legend sort key to be set.
68
dropdown
hookgroups_sort
g_title
g_title=Group Name
g_id=Group Id
1
16
1
getonline
0
883
Group legend sort order
This allows the group legend list to be sorted ascending or descending of the above key.
68
dropdown
hookgroups_order
asc
asc=Ascending
desc=Descending
1
17
1
getonline
0
884
Group legend links
This allows the groups listed to be linked to the members profile search so that if enabled and the link is clicked then a list of members in that group will be displayed
68
yes_no
hookgroups_links
1
1
12
1
getonline
0
885
Online list separator character
This is the character that will be used to separate the list of online members.
68
input
hookonline_sep
,
1
5
1
getonline
0
886
Group legend separator
This is the character that will be used to separate the group legend list
68
input
hookgroups_sep
|
1
14
1
getonline
0
887
Online show user popup
Setting this will put the userpop against the name in the online list
68
yes_no
hookonline_userpop
1
3
1
getonline
0
888
Online anonymous groups
Select the groups that can see members who have logged in anonymously
68
multi
hookonline_anon_groups
6
#show_groups#
1
9
1
getonline
0
889
Group Legend groups to show
This is the list of groups to show in the group legend.
68
multi
hookgroups_showgroups
6,2,3,4
#show_groups#
1
11
1
getonline
0
forums
public_boards
hookonline_members
online member(s)
0
forums
public_boards
hookgroup_legend
Group Legend
0
forums
public_boards
hookpast_hours
(in the past %s hours)
0
0
skin_boards
lang->words['hookpast_hours'],$this->settings['hookonline_hours'])">
{$stats['MEMBERS']} {$this->lang->words['hookonline_members']} $hours
{parse expression="implode( "{$this->settings['hookonline_sep']} ", $stats['NAMES'] )"}
{$this->lang->words['hookgroup_legend']}
{parse expression="implode( "{$this->settings['hookgroups_sep']} ", $stats['GROUPS'] )"}
]]>
hookGetOnline
$stats
1250407236
1
1
1
0
root
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